The Heat Is On

Okay, so we've "adopted" four dogs: TC, Fideaux, Wanda and Tubbs McGraw. They have their quirks, but they are generally sweet and quite affectionate. They hang out on our front patio.

For the past couple of days, their mother, Yum Yum, has joined them. She's a good dog, but the bitch is in HEAT!!! We would get her fixed, but it turns out she belongs to the nanmwarki (chief) across the street.

Now our house is under attack by boonie dogs - ugly, hideous, aggressive and horny mutts are constantly stalking our front yard and mounting Yum Yum whenever they can. I pelt them with rocks and actually beat two of them with a woofleball bat, but they won't leave!!!

All night long it sounds like there are bloody battles on the patio as our puppies try to defend their turf from these invading armies of lust. There was even a little blood on the wall this morning. It got so bad that we locked Yum Yum in the bathroom two nights ago.

I know that being in heat is a normal and natural condition for dogs, but MAN, get a grip!!! At least have the decency to do the nasty in the jungle!