The Wisdom of a Calendar

Three hours to the New Year here in Singapore. Since this is the time of year when everyone shops for calendars, here are some photos that should be in calendars with inspirational sayings written by me.

"If you don't start in the first place, you never have to give up."

"Keep your hair messy on purpose so it'll never get messy accidentally"

"It actually only takes half of a village to raise a child. Everyone else can sleep in."

"There is a point to it all, but I'm not going to tell you what it is."

"Since you never know which mile is the extra one, just use the metric system"